小白短视频分享一些有意思的TikTok简介，由于篇幅有限，没有翻译。有需要的自己全部复制粘贴去翻译，开始。
Iamcoolbutglobalwarmingmademehot.
Netflix,YouTube,food,mybed,Perfection.
MakingHistory.
I’monenergy-savingmode.
Successisinmyblood.
Keepingitsimpleandlivinglifewithzeroregrets.
Beyourself;everyoneelseisalreadytaken.
Iwantacute,longrelationshipwhereeveryonewillsaydamnthey’restilltogether?
Itwon’talwaysbeeasy,butalwaystrytodowhat’sright
Sheturnedhercan’tintocansandherdreamsintoplans
LifeiswhathappenstoyouwhileyouscrollthroughInstagram
Adayinthelifeofme:Eatavocadotoast,postInstagramvideos,readInstagramcomments
It’smytimetostepintothespotlight,I’veearnedit
IpracticewhatIpost
Borntoexpress,nottoimpress.
Somepeoplearealiveonlybecauseit’sillegaltokillthem.
WheneverIhaveaproblem,Ising.ThenIrealizemyvoiceisworsethanmyproblem.
Whoelseareyougoingtofollow?Really?
Spreadingsmiles.
LifeF$@ksme,nowit’smyturn.
Bobthebuilderfixingmyattitude.
Don’tfollowmebcozIdon’tknowwhereIamgoing.
I‘mbusybutyoudosomethinguseful.
Thethermometerisnottheonlythingintheworldhavingdegreeswithoutbrains.Hurray,atlast,Igotmydegree.Graduated.
Thebest$$ofmeisyettocome.
Iratemyself10/10bcozIamtoobasic.
Realityisfinallybetterthanyourdreams.
Tryingtobearainbowinsomeone’scloud
Mystorywillinspireyousobesuretohitthatfollowbutton
Followmetogetabehindthesceneslookatmylife
Followalongtowitnesshistoryinthemaking
Livingvicariouslythroughmyself.
Lighttravelsfasterthansound.That’swhypeopleappearbrightuntiltheyspeak.
Timeisprecious.Wasteitwisely.
Hey,areyoureadingmybioagain?
Ialwayslearnfromthemistakesofotherswhotookmyadvice.
Wait,whereamI?HowdidIgetinhere?
Error400:Biounavailable.
Oneperson’s#LOLisanother’s#WTF.
Iamknownatthegymbymy“beforepicture.”
Ifyoudon’tmind,itdoesn’tmatter#LoL.
Lovemaybeblind,butmarriageisarealeye-opener@-@.
BeerisproofthatGodlovesusandwantsustobehappy.
Ihavetobefunnybecausebeinghotisnotinmydictionary.
WorsttwominutesofmylifewhenItriedtobenormal.
Iamhalf-saneandsleep-deprived.
Ichangedmypasswordto‘incorrect.’Now,mypasswordisincorrect
“Like”islikeadailydoseforTikTokcreators.
AmonkeyisnotcopyingmewhenIshowhimalion.
ActuallyIeatmyfoodquicklybecauseIknowmybreakfastisbestthanothers.
IalwayswearblackglassestoshowpeoplethatIamblindbecauseofitIgothugeappreciations.
Iamcool,dressinglikePro,smart,intelligent,handsomebutsomefunny.
IamheretoavoidmyfriendsonFacebookandInstagram.
Iamreallyverysmartsoyoucanlikeme…
IamtoopoorthatIcannotgiveattentioninclass.
Ithoughtmylifewasair-free,untilIboughtabagofchips.
IfIwasawriterI’dhaveabettercaption.
I’mactuallynotfunny.I’mjustreallymeanandpeoplethinkI’mjoking.
Borntoexpress,notimpress.
Ican’trememberwhoIstolemybiofromorwhy.
Weareallpartoftheultimatestatistic–tenoutoftendie.
I’mcool,butglobalwarmingmademeHOT
MakingPJslookhotsince(yearofbirth).
Averycaffeine-dependentlifeform.
Recoveringdonutaddict.
Recoveringicecreamaddict.
I’mnotsmart;Ijustwearglasses.
insertpretentiousstuffaboutmyselfhere*
I’mrealandIhopesomeofmyfollowersaretoo.
Catchflightsnotfeelings.
Willgointosurvivalmodeiftickled.
Probablythebestmeateaterintheworld.
I’dratherstealyourdessertthanyourboyfriend.
Sweetassugar,toughasnails.
Giftednapper,talker,andicecreameater.
Messybunandhavingfun.
I’msodeepeventheoceangetsjealous.
WordscannotexpressmypassionandloveforFridays!
ProbablythebestTVbinge-watcheryou’lleverfind.
UsedtothinkIwasatadindecisive,butnowI’mnotquitesure.
Iputthewhineinwine.
Ifyoufeelthatitisfunnythenpleaselike…
Itisnotfunnycaption,ohsorry!itistheirchildsoyoucanuseit.
LifeisaswimmingpoolandIwanttoswiminit.
Mylifeislikethatsweetthatchangesthetastefromtimetotime.
NowTikTokisreallywaterproofplatformforaudience…searchlogicbehindit?
PeoplecalledmethatIamfunnybutIfeelthatIambusy.
Spreadingsmilesliketheirherpes.
ThereisnodoubtinmyTikTokvideo.
WhenIgetlesslikesonmyvideothenmyfriendthatdayisreallyharmfulforme.
Wordscannotexpressmylove&passionforFridays!
KindofagoodSamaritan,terribleathlete,butextremelyblessedinthenappingskillsdepartment.
Humble,withjustahintofKanye.
Myhobbiesarebreakfast,lunch,anddinnertoppedwithachocolatedessert.
Freeinternationalshipping.
Shareyourphotoswithususing#(brandedhashtag).
Contactus:(emailaddress).
FirstIdrinkthecoffee.ThenIdothethings.
KanyeattitudewithDrakefeelings.
Iregretnothingyouseeinthisfeed.
Acreativemessagedescribingyouruniquesellingpoint.
Checkoutourbestsellersbelow.
Puttingcustomersfirstsince(establishedyear).
Tagus@(brandname)togetfeatured.
Doyoubelieveinloveatfirstsight,orshouldIwalkbyagain?
I’mnotsurehowmanyproblemsIhavebecausemathisoneofthem.
I’mheretoavoidfriendsonFacebook.
Whylookupatthestarswhenthebiggeststarisme
Can’trememberwhoIstolemybiofromorwhy
LifeisdumbandIwanttosleep
AreyouabankerbecauseI’dlikeyoutoleavemealoan
Spreadingsmileslikethey’reherpes
Wordscannotexpressmylove&passionforFridays!
Fabulousendsin“us”coincidence?Ithinknot
Acreativemessagedescribingyourvalueproposition.
ShopourInstagramusingthelinkbelow.
Yourbrandslogan.
Spreadingsmiles.
Slowdown.
Ahuman.Being.
Tooradtobesad.
Conquerfromwithin.
Anythingbutpredictable.
Namast’ayinbed.
Simplebutsignificant.
“Ilovethisappalittlemoreeveryday.”
“Oh,hey.WelcometomyTikTok.”
“Notyouraveragee-girlore-boy.”
“Tap,tap,tap.Isthisthingon?”
“Justdrawingheartsonmyfaceandmakingvids.”
“Likeandsubscribe.Wait,thisisTikToknevermind.”
“Inthewisewordsofblink-182,what’smyageagain?”
“JustasmalltowngirlmakingitbigintheInternetworld.”
“Whenindoubt,laughitout.”
“Nowservinglooksandvibes.”
UsedtothinkIwasatadindecisive,butnowI’mnotquitesure
LifeisshortsoI’msmilingwhileI’vestillgotallmyteeth
“Wastoobusyhavingfuntopostthisone.”
“Timeflieswhenyou’rehavingtoomuchfun.”
“Ineverwantedlastnighttoend.”
“Canwedothatalloveragain?”
Relationshipstatus:Netflixandicecream
ThebagsundermyeyesareChanel
“Goodnightsandevenbettercompany.”
“Life’stooshorttopostyourphotoonthesamedaythatithappened.”
I’dratherstealyourdessertthanyourboyfriend
Sassy,classywithatouchofbadassy
Oneday,Ihopetobecomeagrownup
Myhobbiesarebreakfast,lunch,anddinnertoppedwithachocolatedessert
Instagrambiocurrentlyloading
“Liveforthemomentsyoucan’tputinwords.”
“Crazynightsmakethebestmemories.”
“Ican’tfocusontoday,stillthinkingaboutlastnight.”
“Here’stothenightsthatturnedintomorningsandthefriendswhoturnedintofamily.”
Doingitforthehearts.”
“Wow,lookatallthose#views.”
“AllyouneedisloveandTikTok.”
“Liveyourlife,babe.”
“Glowingwiththeflow.”
“Ifyougetlost,comedancewithus.”
“I’venevermetachallengeIdidn’tlike.”
“BeinganInternetsensationsoundsprettycool.”
“Thismustbewherethefunstuffhappens.”
“Goingwiththeideathatnothingcanstopme.”
Successisinmyblood.
Somepeoplearealiveonlybecauseit’sillegaltokillthem.
LifeiswhathappenstoyouwhileyouscrollthroughTikTok
Iamcoolbutglobalwarmingmademehot.
IpracticewhatIpost
It’smytimetostepintothespotlight,I’veearnedit
Keepingitsimpleandlivinglifewithzeroregrets
Netflix,YouTube,food,mybed,Perfection.
I’monenergysavingmode.
Bygracethroughfaith.Beautiful
